LOVE IN ADULTHOOD #4

Guy: I think dating you will be good for my health
Gal: Really, I'm flattered, but I am not really healthy
Guy: Yeah, being around you will help me ward off Alzheimer's
Gal: How so?
Guy: Well, you say these things that have a logic to them, but are totally nonsense. So it takes my brain quite a bit of work just to understand the things you say. So it's like learning a new language which they say helps fight off Alzheimer's.
Gal: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Guy: It means you are the best thing to happen to me.

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