MODERN IFIGENIA

Woman 1: I need a husband Woman 2: You don't NEED a husband, you're doing great on your own. Woman 1: No, I need someone legally obligated to call 911 if I am having a heart attack.

First and foremost, I am not a medical professional, but based on what I have read and what I've known about biological entities from high school biology I propose everyone follow this protocol to avoid the acquisition of the Ebola virus: 1. Do not randomly French kiss/ swap spit with every stranger you come in contact with. 2. Do not revel in puke, specially other people's puke. Hmmm... as I read my own advice, I think these also make for leading a good life.

I love you more than I love anyone else, but I love having a job more, so gotta go...